no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just had sex on a roof
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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