areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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