i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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