dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
