i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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