She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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