she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
