Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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