Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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