is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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