i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
