the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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