Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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