I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize