What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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