I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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