Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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