Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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