It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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