She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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