# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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