week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
