I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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