I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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