They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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