How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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