Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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