But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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