She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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