You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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