Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize
