just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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