I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I AM VODKA MAN
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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