But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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