AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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