Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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