Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
