Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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