I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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