Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Randomize
