he shaved USA in his pubs
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
my poor anus
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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