from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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