sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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