I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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