her vagine was all disorganized.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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