Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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