And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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