What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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