VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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