Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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