bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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