Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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