Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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