I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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