What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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